Sunday, November 13, 2005

I think it takes a woman real secure in her "femininity", so to speak, to write a blog on the "Man-ish" aspects she possesses. Therefore, here are preominant ones of my personality.

I don't like to sit down while I eat. I could walk around the kitchen, lean on the counter, whatever, during the WHOLE meal. Unless it's chinese, then the leaning principle is just null and void.

If I spill something, depending on where and what it is, I'm most likely to lick it up. Prime example: Eating ice cream the other day, I spilled a drop on my shirt... once the obligatory expletive was out of the way, I proceeded to pull the shirt towards my mouth. Within a SECOND the blot of ice cream was gone. Note: this only works on certain fabrics that aren't very absorbent, and kitchen tables.

I have no facial beauty regimen. That's right, I know males with more steps to taking care of their skin than I have. I wash my face with bar soap, and I use toothpaste to dry up the blemishes. Cavewoman, I know, but it really only stems from the fact that my skin is randomly oily enough to have such harsh cleansing methods.

I'm a shit talker. Apparently, this isn't exactly the most endearing quality on a "lady". Many a male has been put off by my shit talking skills. What can I say? It's part of the intimidation factor, however, I do realize that if you don't understand it, and ARE put off by it, then I don't want shit to do with you anyway. Everyone used to be jealous of my old roomie Jenn, cause the boys loved her. However, I realized that all those "boys" that flocked to her... psssh, I'd spit on them.

This is how masculine my best friend is.

Lonewolf5607: Dave Mustaine is really amazing
diosadeFuego: oh yeah?
Lonewolf5607: Yeah
diosadeFuego: you want to fuck him more than david arquette?
Lonewolf5607: ...yes
diosadeFuego: lol
Lonewolf5607: hottest guy ever was Brandon Lee
diosadeFuego: Ah
diosadeFuego: he was hot
Lonewolf5607: fuck yeah
diosadeFuego: not so much in the make up
diosadeFuego: lol
Lonewolf5607: His smile was so charming and charismatic too
diosadeFuego: You're such a queer
diosadeFuego: LMAO
diosadeFuego: but it's true
Lonewolf5607: I know ::shrug::

Awesome. I hope he gets a chance to read this, and send it to his friends!!

Haha, but really, I'm thinking tomorrow I'll delve into the wonderful world of "girly" aspects. Yeah.

See what I can do. Turns out lately I've been disappointed in the progression of this blog. However, I've been none the less disengaged in getting motivated to write in it. Am I being too self absorbed in my life in the present, to sit down, start some cognitive processes regarding it, and then write it all out? Whatev. Proposal rewrite due tomorrow. Need to seriously look into the American Feminist Revolution to have something to compare the Puerto Rican women's one to. Self absorption lately? Maybe not.

I'm OUT, like Steve at a Gay Pride rally!!!
Me.

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